"I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."

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"I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."

i can totally picture one of my best friends eating this cake :)

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i can totally picture one of my best friends eating this cake :)

Yes, I know how to decorate cakes. I'm actually pretty awesome at it. No, I will not make you a cake for free. I am not your cake bitch.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Yes, I know how to decorate cakes. I'm actually pretty awesome at it. No, I will not make you a cake for free. I am not your cake bitch.

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Minnie preferred a straightforward birthday cake. Inez did not approve of the frosting-to-cake ratio.

If I ever do that at my wedding we'd either limit the amount of guests or just skip over all the years I was in middle school

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If I ever do that at my wedding we'd either limit the amount of guests or just skip over all the years I was in middle school

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