(Open with Gage.) I just got back from visiting family in California. I walk into my dorm and toss my suitcase on the bed. I attempt to sit on my bed, but end up falling and hitting the ground. I lay down, not wanting to move. "So, I see you're back." You say, walking up to the door and leaning against the doorframe. "Yep," I respond. "I guess I am. Can I help you?"