// There are two kinds of Homestuck fans. The first will respond to this with a wiggle of the eyebrows and an "eheheh." The second will flip the table and begin quoting Vantas. I leave to your deduction which kind I am.
I dont persinally have one for eridan at this time but i can totally relate to the first part. (Except for some reason i tend to only heavily ship gay pairings, not really sure why exactly)<<<Hahahaha welcome to fandoms- most of your ships will be gay.