This DIY hose holder completely camouflages all of that tubing and serves as a planter—you can get the tutorial at DIY Candy. (Carpentry not your thing? This DIY fencepost hose-holder may be more your speed.
A rope bracelet - reminds me of making friendship bracelets back in the day. My right second toe used to go numb because I'd hook the end of the bracelet over it, and then knot embroidery floss for HOURS.