Food that Looks Like Poop

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Pardon my immaturity but heck, I'm the mother of 4 boys.

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A fantastic cake to serve at Halloween. You will need a new cat litter box, liner and scoop for the full gruesome effect. The cake is delicious, that is, if you can get over the initial thought of eating from a dirty litter box. Halloween Desserts, Postres Halloween, Halloween Cakes, Halloween Party, Halloween Foods, Halloween Ideas, Halloween Baking, Halloween 2020, Happy Halloween

Kitty Litter Cake

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Great Halloween cake! You'll need a new kitty litter box, box liner and litter scoop as props to get the full effect with this cake!

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What's a Healthy Bowel Movement? Check Out the Stool Chart

What's a Healthy Bowel Movement? Using the Bristol Stool Chart to identify a healthy bowel movement. 7 tips for better bowel movements and bowel health.

Louisiana Pralines cup real butter c. brown sugar c. heavy cream c. powdered sugar t. chopped, toasted pecans ( 200 Degrees for 15 min.) Bring butter, brown sugar and cream to a boil, stir often. Boil for 1 minute. Candy Recipes, Sweet Recipes, Holiday Recipes, Cookie Recipes, Dessert Recipes, Pecan Recipes, Quick Recipes, Christmas Recipes, Candy Cookies

Pralines

Making candy is not my favorite thing to do. Too many things can go wrong that you have no control over. Humidity is one of them. And here in the South you know we have plenty of humidity. I was…

 My favorites: Cookie Butter and anything pumpkin. This is cookie butter pumpkin pie dip I think. Seems SO easy to make. Pumpkin Recipes, Fall Recipes, Sweet Recipes, Holiday Recipes, Baking Recipes, Snack Recipes, Dessert Recipes, Snacks, Party Recipes

Cookie Butter Pumpkin Pie Dip

For the most part we try to stay away from processed snack foods. You rarely will ever see a package of Oreo cookies in my cupboards, there are no secret stashes of candy, or other junk food. Though every once in awhile I will buy a jar of Biscoff Spread aka, Cookie Butter. Cookie Butter and I have a love hate relationship. I really hate that I love it so much. I really can't have it in the house. As I have said many times before on here... I wake up in the middle of the night just to eat…

A somewhat lighter version of traditional chocolate molten lava cake thats gluten-free and can be prepared in the crockpot! Gluten Free Deserts, Best Gluten Free Recipes, Gluten Free Cakes, Foods With Gluten, My Recipes, Dessert Recipes, Slow Cooker Lava Cake, Slow Cooker Desserts, Cooker Recipes

Gluten-Free Chocolate Lava Cake In The Crockpot | The Frugal Farm Wife

Gluten-Free Chocolate Lava Cake In The Crockpot. The easiest way to get the amazing lava cake experience!

This slow cooked pumpkin butter takes advantage of the natural sweetness of ripe pears and apples and thereby uses very little refined sugar-free sweetener (honey, maple syrup, etc. The result is a still rich pumpkin butter that& healthier for you! Gluten Free Pumpkin, Healthy Pumpkin, Pumpkin Recipes, Fall Recipes, Sugar Pumpkin, Pumpkin Butter, Christmas Food Gifts, Vegan Main Dishes, Gluten Free Treats

Slow Cooker Pumpkin Butter ... Lower "Sugar," Refined Sugar Free

This slow cooked pumpkin butter takes advantage of the natural sweetness of ripe pears and apples and thereby uses very little refined sugar-free sweetener (honey, maple syrup, etc.). The result is a still rich pumpkin butter that's healthier for you!

Crab Salad Sandwich Creme fraiche, shallot, chives, and lemon juice complement the sweet, delicate flavor of lump crabmeat without overpowering it. Serve the crab salad between slices of toasted brioche with red-leaf lettuce and sliced avocado. Crab Salad Sandwich Recipe, Crab Sandwich, Sandwich Recipes, Lunch Recipes, Healthy Recipes, Picnic Recipes, Easy Recipes, Crostini Recipe, Amazing Recipes

Crab Salad Sandwich

Crab sandwiches are delicate, so we prefer thin brioche toast with just crab, soft lettuce, a bit of creme fraiche, and some avocado.

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Sugar Free Brownie Batter Bites | Gwen's Nest

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If you're in the mood for something quick and naughty and chocolatey, this brownie batter is a great fix. It's so simple to mix up a batch, and I portioned it out into bites with a small scoop.

Squash Cashew Alfredo, Dairy Free (Vegan or not), simple and so tasty! Though it looks like a baby pooped on my noodles. - Pickle Me Too Best Vegan Recipes, Gluten Free Recipes, Vegetarian Recipes, Fun Recipes, How To Cook Chicken, Cooked Chicken, Chicken Bacon, Spaghetti Squash, Macaroni And Cheese

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Squash Cashew Alfredo, Dairy Free (Vegan or not), simple and so tasty! Though it looks like a baby pooped on my noodles. - Pickle Me Too

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8 St. Patrick's Cakes That Require Beer Goggles — Cake Wrecks

TODAY, WE ARE ALL IRISH!! Except maybe this guy: Yeah. Stay away from that guy. Now listen, Wreckies, tonight while you're out ingesting all that green beer, I want you to remember: drinking-and-running-over leprechauns is NOT COO

 Yes, I use xylitol in recipes and it's not totally "au naturel" but velveeta? in fudge? sorry, but I draw the line there. No Fail Fudge Recipe, Fudge Recipes, Cocoa Blend, Marshmallow Creme, Velveeta, Holiday Candy, Weird Food, Candy Making, Vegetarian Cheese

Velveeta Cheese Fudge

Today, I am going to share with you my mother’s favorite fudge recipe. Her and I would try that “no fail” fudge recipe on the jar of the whipped marshmallow creme every year, and it would indeed fail us. When she found this recipe, it was like a miracle of holiday candy making! First, you … Velveeta Cheese Fudge Read More »

Don't take pictures of your food if it looks like poop (or vomit). Gross Food, Martha Stewart, To Tell, Food Photography, Pasta, Recipes, Pop Culture, Random, Funny

Someone Needs To Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting

Warning: Gross food photography ahead.

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Homemade Chocolate Pudding Recipe- With Chocolate Peanut Butter Pudding Option- Vegan, Refined Sugar Free, and Gluten Free

Who doesn't like chocolate pudding? In my family, the answer is no one, and from the looks on the grocery store shelves, it seems to be very popular with the locals here as well. I like chocolate pudding, but I don't like the ingredients in most chocolate pudding recipes, and the other recipes, my body doesn't like. I figured out this chocolate pudding recipe that meets all my requirements- refined sugar free, egg free, dairy free, and soy free. Added bonus? It tastes yummy. And it's…

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How to Sneak More Liver Into Your Diet

Any real foodie or traditional food fan knows the immense value of incorporating liver or organ meats into their diet. This doesn’t necessarily help them get over the ‘how’ to actually do that. Most people have to wrap their minds around the idea for awhile before they get up the nerve to try and then [...]