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Jeans Yes my jeans no longer fit😿 help me clean out my closet ! Many Jeans

I remember when I was seven I over heard a teenage girl (at McDonalds) saying something to this affect and that I "knew" that I would never have that problem. I was seven and I knew nothing.

so frustratingly true!

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 123

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 123

reasons i look good | lol | meme | Her Campus instagram

Bas wo other bitches go dogs kar dena😂😂

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It's all fun and games till your jeans don't fit anymore.pretty much my current situation haha thank goodness for ZenStudio and that I wear scrubs everyday haha

Lol

nice I see you& been eating whatever you want and not exercising - Pants.

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Thankfully I can't figure out how to add the pin it button onto my work computer or I'd be doing a whole lot of other things during the day!!

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

For sure!

bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.

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Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Shut the fuck up.

But it won't stop me

True tho in my mind for years I WAS the Dixie Chick & Natalie had nothing on me in my Mercury Sable, I'd sing that loudmouth under the table. LMAO AND I know I can't sing.

Unfortunate truth here

Diet Day I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious - Funny Pictures Of The Day

So funny! Healthy living instead I guess

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. funny

i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

Right!

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying.

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