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Jeans Yes my jeans no longer fit😿 help me clean out my closet ! Many Jeans

I remember when I was seven I over heard a teenage girl (at McDonalds) saying something to this affect and that I "knew" that I would never have that problem. I was seven and I knew nothing.

so frustratingly true!

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 123

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 123

reasons i look good | lol | meme | Her Campus instagram

Bas wo other bitches go dogs kar dena😂😂

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It's all fun and games till your jeans don't fit anymore.pretty much my current situation haha thank goodness for ZenStudio and that I wear scrubs everyday haha


nice I see you& been eating whatever you want and not exercising - Pants.

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Thankfully I can't figure out how to add the pin it button onto my work computer or I'd be doing a whole lot of other things during the day!!

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

For sure!

bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.


Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Shut the fuck up.

But it won't stop me

True tho in my mind for years I WAS the Dixie Chick & Natalie had nothing on me in my Mercury Sable, I'd sing that loudmouth under the table. LMAO AND I know I can't sing.

Unfortunate truth here

Diet Day I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious - Funny Pictures Of The Day

So funny! Healthy living instead I guess

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. funny

i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.


I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying.