10 Things I Hate About You " This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me?" "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom?" "Close, but no. She said, 'I should have listened to my father'" "She did not." "Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up!"