So true. Definitely pass on Magic Mike. Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove Loki, and, in a not as intense way, love those other guys too. Except Thor. Sorry Thor, I just can't get that into your character. And it's not even due to my Loki thing either.
AU where this happened. <<<<Most of Avengers: 'Come on guys!' Hawkeye: 'You do that. I'm going to live in this cave after your dead.' runs away and live in cave for rest of life while Avengers dead and Loki rules the world.