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What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

HA!!! = D

❥ I'm not a morning person and turns out I am not an afternoon person, either lol Can you say night owl?

My likely fate

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Every once in awhile you get to see karma jump up and bitch slap just the right person. It's been a long wait, but well worth it.

Epic

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

@Morgan Pendleton why does this remind me of u? :) miss u!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

My head never stops

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

LOL

For those bad days.I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

funny stuff

"My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, 'No, we all seem to enjoy it." = my family

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