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That bitch has more drama than a van full of drag queens on their way to a wig sale.

That's way beyond 10!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

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Douchbags

Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? For thou art a douche. An epic douche!

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

It happens.lol

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

I bought a book about procrastinating once... never got around to reading it, though.

A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!

Offensive

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive.

Lol

:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. - Let's celebrate al kinds of crazy!

like right now!

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face - funny ecards

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