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That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

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I've never ended up sending it to the wrong person, but I've definitely had the mini heart attack when you THINK you've sent it to the wrong person.

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No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship, because my boyfriend lives in the future………… good quotes about being a single christian

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Gets me every time

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However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Taking your bra off at the end of a super long day...

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.

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Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

So true

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That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

I'm not buying my kids shit. They r going to grow up how I did and learn what it means to got outside and "play" their gonna know the childhood I had and approximate it before being introduced to technology, I had toys and shit. Plastic I know. 90's Baby I am and proud

To my future kids: You'll start off with a flip phone. I don't care if the Iphone 15 is out by then, you're gonna know the struggle<< well at least they get a flip phone

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

Maybe I like twitching

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:-) it's true....

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

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