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I was laughing so hard I started crying how the heck do you drown a dang fish???

Drunk Friend - - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED I love drunk people!

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15 Embarrassing Drunk Stories That Probably Aren't True - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

Other - TomHow drunk was IYou know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?YeahYou tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU......'  Really?

Other - TomHow drunk was IYou know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?YeahYou tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU.

Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!'  Oh shit

Ownage & ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling & MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!& Oh shit

This makes almost too much sense...

SpongebobWe watched Spongebob today in classthat's awesome! Want to know something about Spongebob?Spongebob=sponge=super absorbent=lives in Bikini BottomYeah so?Spongebob is a tampon.

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If the mums writing is green then that means it is her phone but the contact name is Mom so this my friends is fake<<Still funny

15 Of The Funniest Drunk Text Conversations Ever. Read these im literally dying laughing right now!! << I'm sorry for the your loss...of yourself. Umm... No these are really funny though. You should definitely read them.

15 Of The Funniest Drunk Text Conversations Ever. Read these im literally dying laughing right now! << I'm sorry for the your loss. No these are really funny though. You should definitely read them.

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