I wish I were brave enough to be this honest sometimes!

ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

I take awesome pictures just because of my really sweet camera. Said no photographer ever.

I take awesome pictures just because of my really sweet camera. Said no photographer ever. All these ppl saying they're photographers bc they have a nice camera.

This is something my son would say!

Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Still funny even though I don't like lucky charms


Funny Workplace Ecard: If the Mayans have taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

This would be me..... I always told my mom I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up!

Funny Reminders Ecard: My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

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Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Lmmfao! For real though!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.


Stacy's mom has got it goin' on. Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it might sound wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.


No More Sorting or Stepping On Legos Thanks to Box4Blox (Giveaway

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a lego, how much pain are you in? Haha maybe this should be our new pain scale at the hospital :)

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They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.