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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #35:It may seem like a nice gesture, but refrain from giving Dr. Banner coffee. Especially of the kind bre...

Recruit Survival Tip may seem like a nice gesture, but refrain from giving Dr. Especially of the kind brewed around SHIELD premises.

Any attempt to call him that will be met by physical violence from his wife.

Any attempt to call him that will be met by physical violence from his wife. Second, BELLA

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #32: Be sure to familiarize yourself with the sections in the handbook concerning proper procedure in case of accidental or malicious defenestration.  Double geek points if you immediately thought of Dark Angel.

Recruit Survival Tip Be sure to familiarize yourself with the sections in the handbook concerning proper procedure in case of accidental or malicious defenestration. Double geek points if you immediately thought of Dark Angel.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip <-- I'm just imagining ship wars in the staff room, like "I SHIP IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP." "NO, IRON MAN BELONGS WITH LOKI, YOU IDIOT!" and then the Avengers are just standing in the doorway, laughing.

Recruit Survival Tip engage in ‘shipping wars’ involving S. They are unnecessarily invasive and contentious. [Submitted by orangepopandsummer]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #249:Agents are asked to stop calling Tony Stark’s personal number unless they need his immediate aid in an emergency. Calling repeatedly in hopes of getting voicemail and speaking to J.A.R.V.I.S. is discouraged. Addendum: Stark has created a dedicated 24-hour line should you wish to speak to his AI. Please use that. Further addendum: No luck yet getting him to change the recording that says you’ve reached a robot phone sex line every time you call the ...

Recruit Survival Tip Agents are asked to stop calling Tony Stark’s personal number unless they need his immediate aid in an emergency. Calling repeatedly in hopes of getting voicemail and speaking to J. is discouraged.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #301:In light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S.H.I.E.L.D. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

Recruit Survival Tip light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

The women are just as highly skilled as the men, and you don't want to cross us when we're moody.

Recruit Survival Tip any female agent if it is & time of the month& is not a good idea. [Submitted by hitomimuse]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #305:'We are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, aren't we?' is not a viable excuse for using fellow agents as human shields. [Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip are S. agents, aren't we?' is not a viable excuse for using fellow agents as human shields.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #204:Informal games of Cover Identity Bingo are not discouraged, exactly, but do not use them as a rationale to request cover identities as things completely out of place within the parameters and setting of your undercover placement.

Recruit Survival Tip Informal games of Cover Identity Bingo are not discouraged, exactly, but do not use them as a rationale to request cover identities as things completely out of place within the parameters and setting of your.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #332:All S.H.I.E.L.D. agents should refrain from using ‘Aye, aye captain,’ as a salute to Director Fury. Saying this will most likely get you in the ICU.  [Submitted by eat-sleep-and-fangirl]

Recruit Survival Tip All SHIELD agents should refrain from using ‘Aye, aye captain,’ as a salute to Director Fury. Saying this will most likely get you in the ICU. [Submitted by eat-sleep-and-fangirl]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #514: Asking Agent Romanov if she earned her code name due to her bedroom habits is so far past ill-advised that it becomes borderline suicidal.

Recruit Survival Tip Asking Agent Romanov if she earned her code name due to her bedroom habits is so far past ill-advised that it becomes borderline suicidal. [Submitted by.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #224:Save the Draw Something games for your off hours. Crafting intricate sketches of Lady Gaga is not a valid use of debriefing time.

Recruit Survival Tip the Draw Something games for your off hours. Crafting intricate sketches of Lady Gaga is not a valid use of debriefing time.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #8:  Loki is not an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. If you see him, even if he’s in a suit, leave the area and report his presence immediately. Do not comply with any ‘simple requests’ he makes, no matter how funny they are.

Recruit Survival Tip Loki is not an agent of S. If you see him, even if he’s in a suit, leave the area and report his presence immediately. Do not comply with any ‘simple requests’ he makes, no matter how funny they are.

Recruit Survival Tip Range time is a requirement. Trick shot competitions on the range are not.

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