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Drink. Don't Drive! true @Regina Saiz

WINE: Now cheaper than gas! Very funny and true.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

For the teacher ...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week (PHOTOS)

funny, but I hope my daughters teacher really loved her crayon monogram! I didn't know we were allowed to get gift cards to the liquor store ;

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Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Yay! Other people do this too.

Silly Saturday: Double Negative Confession

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Just saying :)

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

This happens all the time!

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

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