Who woke me up doesn't matter. He/she is going to die.

ne pas réveiller les chatons = don't wake up kittens . "it doesn't matter who woke me . he's gonna die"

Bébé veut faire une blague à papa : "- Alors on va où maintenant ? - Aux putes ! - A la crèche !!! A la crèche !!!"

Alors on va où Maintenant

Dwayne Johnson: What's your favorite song? child: Oppa Gangnam style Dwayne Johnson looked astonishingly child: twinkle twinkle little star 144374

image drole rebelle

Don't read which is written in very small print ! ( Wait a minute, YOU are a rebel !

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Women don't fart they do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like rainbows :) lol hmmm I think I know who this is!

Push , If it doesn't work , Pull , If it doesn't work , It is because we are closed

x'D It says " Push, if it doesn't work, Pull. And if it still doesn't work, It's because were closed . " (It's french btw)